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thirstfollower:

princesskenny456:

agianthordeofzombiesjust:

turnipss:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown

Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )

I once got grape juice that was grey and slime. I made the mistake of not looking before it slithered into my mouth.

my high school had to stop serving us milk and juice my freshman year because a bunch of kids got terrible food poisoning from it. we were all warned not to drink the juice and milk because it was filled with mold. every lunch period after that I always checked my food and I found molded cheese on a sandwitch, stale pizza, green tortillas and a bunch of other stuff. I know its not suppost to be 5 star food but 3 star would be nice.

my friend once found a staple in her chicken sandwich

(Source: ibukin, via bong-hits-for-yeezus)

misscharlottexavier:

8/10 favorite characters-Louise Belcher

riseofthebigfour:

sawebee:

zeebeey:

sobbing

me too

this is why i love nicknames. Because then when it’s serious time, and they person calls the other person by their REAL name, you know that they are either terrified, 100% not joking, or extremely worried. 

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deucejoker:

johnhwatsn:

petition for a doctor who episode where the doctor travels back in time to meet arthur conan doyle and accidentally happens to mention how popular sherlock holmes is even 130 years later and poor acd almost breaks down crying

"Doctor before you leave…just tell me one thing."
"What’s that?"
"My books, the Sherlock Holmes books…do they die out?"
"No, Arthur. People love them. They carry on for hundreds of years."
"Damnit. God damnit. Fuck." 

(Source: nygrd, via timey-wimey-consulting-detective)

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

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randommakings:

gilbertbielschmidt:

i was joking but then i checked and i—-

I fucking hate the staff.

(via timey-wimey-consulting-detective)

swirly:

wannabeotakuboy:

swirly:

breaking news from the tumbler staff!! this is reAL

Okay THIS ONE is obviously fake. Try harder next time, trolls.

yet more info from tumbler staff!!

swirly:

wannabeotakuboy:

swirly:

breaking news from the tumbler staff!! this is reAL

Okay THIS ONE is obviously fake. Try harder next time, trolls.

yet more info from tumbler staff!!

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