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notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

(via magicul)

alizena:

#This could be us but you keep calling the police

alizena:

#This could be us but you keep calling the police

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

(Source: baahts, via pitt-stain)

secretaryofsass:

look at all those chickenths

secretaryofsass:

look at all those chickenths

(Source: funnywildlife, via pitt-stain)

tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

(via bastille)