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dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

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perks-of-being-chinese:

dicktho:

perks-of-being-chinese idk why you wouldnt send this to me anyway, you never held back before

im gonna fucking murder you

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ohh-bother:

pixiedust-paycheck:

I can’t

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock

ohh-bother:

pixiedust-paycheck:

I can’t

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock

(Source: mainstreetmickey, via lolsofunny)

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

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shouldnt:

I was a little obsessed with lana del rey in 2012

shouldnt:

I was a little obsessed with lana del rey in 2012

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foxgrl:

did he commit a crime? wheres the warrant? 

foxgrl:

did he commit a crime? wheres the warrant? 

(Source: heatnap, via pantsareunwelcome)